Black Friday Sales and Shopping Bonanza

It’s finally here. I hope you’ve been saving up your hard-earned dollars for that one brilliant moment, that time of pure bliss, when we can get our dream sex toys on discounted prices. Seriously discounted prices.

A lot of the education-based stores and sex-positive manufacturers I support went completely crazy with their Black Friday discounts. Some of these items are unbelievably marked down. If you need any help choosing, I highly advice you take a look at my Gift-Giving Guide Series Vol 1 Penis Edition and Vol 2 Vulva Edition.

Many of these sales have already started today, 11/23, others will be available on the day of Thanksgiving, and most of them will only be on on Friday. I’ve arranged these by the date they will start. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen people of all genders and gender identities, I present to you…

The Black Friday Shopping Bonanza

Sales that start on 11/23

Shevibe’s Big Holiday Sale Up To 20% Off Store-Wide

Sale runs from 11/23 thru 11/28 (midnight EST) Coupon codes good for US, UK, CA & AU

10% off $85 OR MORE – KRINGLE10
15% off $100 OR MORE – KRINGLE15
20% off $125 OR MORE – KRINGLE20
PLUS FREE SHIPPING (U.S. ONLY)!

Shevibe Black Friday Sale

Fun Factory and Shevibe Offer

Purchases of Fun Factory products totaling $109.99 or more (after discounts) will receive a free toy box ($39.99 value). *Offer will run while supplies last. Good for US, UK, CA & AU
Offer Code TOYBOX

Shevibe Fun Factory Toybox


Babeland 20% Off Highest Marked Item + Free Shipping & More

Save 20% off the highest priced toy + free ground shipping on orders $50+
Offer valid 11/23-11/27. Use Code: 20SAVE

Babeland Sale

15% off Top Picks from Babeland

Save 15% Off Top Picks With Code: HOTGIFTS16

Black Friday Babeland

Black Friday! 20% off We-Vibe Vibrators at Babeland! Valid 11/23-11/27

Flash Sale: Save 25% Off The Womanizer Deluxe at Babeland! Valid 11/23-11/27

Surprise Brand Sale – 25% Off! Shop now at Babeland! Valid 11/23-11/27

Black Friday Sale – Fiera Flash Sale at Babeland! (Valid 11/24-11/28)


Spanksgiving Sale from The Stockroom

Through 11/30. Free shipping over $99.


Black Friday Deals from Lovehoney

10 days of real deals 11/18-11/27. Deals change several times a day!

Lovehoney Black Friday

Lovehoney $5 off when you spend $40 or more – with code 4U340COM

Lovehoney $10 off when you spend $100 or more – with code GOOD4UCOM

Lovehoney 30% off this selected Luxury Vibrators plus free shipping – with code VIBE4USA816

Lovehoney 20% off Flirty Lingerie when you spend $40 or more – with code LHLING4U

Lovehoney 20% off Fifty Shades of Grey when you spend $40 or more plus free shipping – with code FSOG202016

Lovehoney 20% off when you spend $250 or more – with code OFFER2050


Sales that start on 11/24

Peepshowtoys Sexier Things up to 25% off Sale

Nov 24-28 enjoy this progressive sitewide sale from Peepshowtoys. Get 15% off on orders of $75+ with code FIVEDAY15, 20% off on orders of $100+ with code FIVEDAY20, and 25% off on orders of $150+ with code FIVEDAY25

Peepshowtoys Black Friday Sale


Good Vibrations Storewide Sale 20% OFF

11/24-EXTENDED UNTIL 11/28! No minimums. Only excludes gift cards and Fun Factory items.

Good Vibrations Cyber Monday


Tantus Black Friday Sale 40% off Storewide

11/24-11/28. Our Black Friday Sale is a 40% Off Everything made by Tantus! Sitewide* *Excludes all lubes, Joque Harness, Doxy wands, and Magic Wands.Thursday 12am to Monday 11:59pm. Use code BLACKFRIDAY.

Tantus Black Friday Sale


Come As You Are 20% storewide

Thu-Mon (Nov 24-28) get 20% storewide, free shipping over $50 in Canada, and over $100 to USA. Use coupon code AMERICANTHANKSGIVING

Come as you are American Thanksgiving Sale


Fleshlight Black Friday Sale

25% off select items, free shipping over $60

Fleshlight Black Friday

15 off sitewide plus free gifts! Free shipping over $60

Fleshlight Black Friday Sale


Fucking Sculptures 40% off Black Friday Sale

Fucking Sculptures Black Friday Sale


Good Clean Love 40% off storewide Black Friday Sale

Good Clean Love Black Friday


Lelo Black Friday Sale

Save up to 70% off Sitewide at LELO.com – Spend over $99 and get a free gift with purchase. Use code:  LELOBF16
Valid: Nov 24th @ 8 am PST – Nov 28th.

Lelo Black Friday


Sales that start on 11/25

The Stockroom Black and Blue Sale!

Savings on toys, BDSM, bondage, electro gear, and more from 30%-70% off, and if that’s not enough: shoppers can use the discount code CYBERTHANKS at checkout and receive an additional 15% off their purchase! Friday through Monday!

Black and Blue Sale from Stockroom


60% off Hot Octopuss

That’s right, this Hot Octopuss Black Friday Sale can get you the Pulse II Solo or Duo for more than half off!!! If you don’t know what Pulse is: it’s simply one of the best vibrating penis masturbators ever created. The sale will run from 00.01hrs Friday 25th Nov to midnight Monday 28th Nov GMT (London time). Use code BFWET60

Hot Octopuss Pulse II Black Friday Sale


20% off storewide We-Vibe Sale & 4 Plus for just $99.50

Nov 25-28. Everything created by We-Vibe is worth buying. Tango, Touch, Rave or Nova are all going to rock your world. And if you’ve always wanted to try a couples vibrator, for a limited time get the We-Vibe 4 Plus for only $99.50! ( regularly $179)

We-Vibe Black Friday


30% off storewide at Sliquid

Just add code WETLANDIA and get 30% off of total savings! Stock up on lubricants, arousal gel and intimate wash for the next year. Lube is also a great stocking filler! Nov 25-28

Sliquid Black Friday


Up to 25% off from Vibrant

Some of these products marked down up to 25% off plus you get FREE 2-day shipping as part of this Black Friday promotion from 11/25-11/27

Vibrant Black Friday Sale


$25 off STI tests from MyLAB Box

Until Nov 30, use code BLACKFRIDAY16

MyLAB Box Sale Coupon Code


FunkIt Toys Black Friday Sale

Includes custom orders. Fri-Mon. Use code: TTR15
Sat (11/26) ONLY get 20% off $100 or more. Just use the code SMALLBIZ at checkout

Funkit Toys Black Friday


Limited Edition Sybian

The Sybian has officially announced their 2016 Limited Edition Golden Edition. The Package includes one limited edition Golden Sybian, our standard accessories and attachments and a life time warranty, a $195 value.

2016 Golden Limited Edition Sybian

Sybian Attachment Sale

Up to 20% off Sybian attachments. Black Friday through New Year’s!

Sybian Attachment Sale


Cyber Monday Sales

Good Vibrations Cyber Week Sale

Progressive sale.  Get 10% off with purchases of $85+, 15% off $100+ and 20% off $150+. Valid through 12/1 *some exclusions apply

Good Vibrations Cyber Week


Vibrant Cyber Monday Sale

Get 30% off your entire purchase! Use code: CyberMonday30. Valid 11/28 ONLY

Vibrant Cyber Monday

We-Vibe Sync Bundle Deal

Valid 11/27-12/3

The NEW WeVibe Sync + We-Vibe Lube + We-Vibe Cleaner all for only $159! (Was $240)

We-Vibe Sync Bundle Vibrant

Vibrant Cyber Week Sale

Use code CyberWeek2016 and get 20% off of your entire purchase. Valid through 12/3.

Vibrant Cyber Week Sale


40% off storewide from One condoms

One Condoms Cyber Monday


Reid About Sex Cyber Monday Sale 33% off storewide

Monday 28th: Use the coupon code CyberMonday16 at checkout and get 33% off anything in store (other than shirts or coaching).

When you use the coupon code below, the shopping cart will track the sales, and Reid’ll donate 10% of net proceeds to the Southern Poverty Law Center which is being matched by a very generous Sex Geek who shall still remain nameless! This means: The Southern Poverty Law Center will receive 20% of Cyber Monday’s net proceeds!


Save 15% Off Orders $50 or more + free shipping at Babeland!

Offer valid 11/28-11/30. Use Code: CYBERSAVE

Babeland Sale

Free Fun Factory Toy Box With Purchase Of a Stronic Gift Set at Babeland! Valid 11/28-12/13


Eva by Dame Products 25% off

Cyber Monday only! Just use code LEFTOVERS at checkout

Eva by Dame Products


Lelo Cyber Week Super Sale

Cyber Monday Super Sale – Save up to 70% off Sitewide at LELO.com – Spend over USD/EUR/GBP 99 and get a free gift with purchase. Use code LELOBF16
Validity: Nov. 28 – Dec. 1 2016

Cashew Groove Butt Plug Review

FunkIt Toys Cashew Groove Butt Plug

FunkIt Toys Cashew Groove butt plug in its glory

First sex toy review… Yay! I’m not gonna lie, you guys..  It wasn’t easy to pick which one to review first. I do have a pretty big personal collection (note to self: count number of sex toys) that I’ve accumulated over the years, some of which date waaay before Wetlandia.com was born, some I bought just 10 days ago while I was at Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit 2016. Ironically, I picked a product from the latter pile. Even though I have my all time favorites that have been my go-to tools for fun, this fellow sneaked into my top 5 immediately.

It was love at first slide.

FunkIt Toys Cashew Groove is a butt plug. And it’s sooo amazing at being a butt plug, that I actually didn’t try doing anything else with it. Until yesterday! I was reading the company’s website while doing further research on their products and philosophy. So I found out that the ribbed part is meant as a clitoral non-vibrating toy. Had to try it immediately, you know… for the website. Dear, Kenton (the owner of FunkIt, and runner of the whole operation) you are a genius. But first things first!

Cashew Groove as a plug

FunkIt Toys Cashew Groove Butt Plug

What time is it? It’s Butt Plug o’clock!

With insertable length of 3 1/2″ and widest point of 1 1/2″ Cashew Groove isn’t a beginner’s friendly plug. It gets to its widest point very gradually, so I would say it can be used by intermediate, as well as advanced anal play lovers. I didn’t need any other warm up from a smaller toy in order to be able to take it, at the same time it was big enough that when it was eventually all in, I didn’t need to move to a bigger toy after a while. It can absolutely get you ready for anal sex with a penis or a strap on. If you are looking for one plug for the entire evening – there’s your toy. It’s very light, so taking it in your carry on or even in your purse for a fun night at somebody’s place isn’t gonna be an issue.

FunkIt Toys Cashew Groove Butt Plug

My beautiful pink swirl

All of FunkIt Toys are made 100% of platinum silicone. Most of them are see-through with gorgeous swirls of your color or colors of preference. You can buy one of the products in stock, or you can order your own customized toy, choosing from 1 up to as-many-as you-wish colors (each additional color costs just $5 extra). Shout out to their rainbow toys (named after the amazing sex blogger Crista Anne!) Your toy will be without doubt one of a kind, because they’re all custom-made. As I mentioned, the company is run just by one person. Feel of the silicone is very sleek, it doesn’t have drag to it, once properly lubricated. Use water-based lube with it, never a silicone-based one. Always add plenty of lubricant during anal play and reapply if needed. Their silicone isn’t too hard, has plenty of give to it and a nice cushioning, which is really important for a butt toy because you need the neck of the plug to have some bend and feel comfortable in different positions.

Speaking of the neck of plug, I think that’s one of the features I like most about it. It’s not too slim. The ratio between the girth of the neck and the widest part of the plug is just so delicious. My sphincters were stimulated the entire time, and were stretched enough to be ready for some action at any given point. Plugs with really slim necks could be very painful to remove or to do in-and-outs with. Most plugs won’t get you sufficiently ready for anal sex (if that’s the main reason you’re using a plug). A good plug that precedes anal sex should prepare you for being stretched all over (but at the same time, should have a pronounced wider part, so the plug doesn’t get shot out of your ass by the contractions of your muscles). Penises aren’t super thin at the base of the shaft, and a penis is definitely going to do some thrusting, even if very slowly and gently, so you do need that warm-up for your sphincters.

FunkIt Toys Cashew Groove Butt Plug

Suction cup to suction cup: Cashew Groove with The Swing

FunkIt Toys silicone products (as of this moment) come with a built-in suction cup. You can use it absolutely hands free, while it’s nicely attached to the tiles of your shower or on pretty much any flat surface. It has another super cool feature to it too: it can be attached to another one of their toys (or any other toy with a flat base or one with a suction cup), turning it into a double ended toy or a toy with a comfortable handle to it. The suction cup doubles as a flared base for the plug, so you will be entirely safe in your anal adventures (never put vibes and toys with no base, because they can get sucked inside the rectum and you do want to save yourself the trip to the emergency room). At the same time the base folds up, so it fits really comfy between your cheeks. Having intercourse while the plug is nicely snuggled inside your ass, isn’t mission impossible. Unlike other toys, the base doesn’t get in the way too much. Depending on how big the penis is, having both vaginal penetration and being filled up with the plug at the same time could be too tight of a squeeze.

I went far and beyond in testing the product and gave it a prolonged stay challenge. I wore it for up to 3 hours, walked around with it, did some groceries, sat on my desk, tried penetration while wearing it. It stays put, doesn’t slip out, doesn’t poke me in an unpleasant way. I can sign under this statement: it’s one of the most comfortable plugs I’ve tried.

Cashew Groove as a clit toy or a vag plug

FunkIt Toys Cashew Groove Butt Plug

The “n” in “funk” is rotated by 90%, so it looks like a “c”. How awesome is that?

Okay. I am gonna say it. This is the first time in life I’ve enjoyed a non-vibrating clit toy. (I feel so young and green all of a sudden, blushing with my newly discovered interest.) The ribs of the Cashew, the big enough surface, the sleekness of the silicone and the ergonomics of the shape, designed with thought both for the clit, and the hand holding the toy, make it… just perfect for the task. I am one of these gals, that never plays with her own clit (unless it’s with a vibrating toy). My tiny thin fingers are just not meant for it. I get tired pretty soon and just end up frustrated. That’s why I never even bothered to masturbate manually. It’s simply not doing it for me. The Cashew Groove just gave me the so needed tool for that. Not to mention that it generally feels better than anyone’s fingers stimulating me. Fingers are just too… Bony and hard for me. They usually hurt my clit, or the friction is too uncomfortable for my sensitive skin. So I would love to see this toy used on me by somebody else.

And how does it behave as a vag plug? Pretty well, I must say. It doesn’t give me much g-spot stimulation, but it’s definitely great just as a plug: I can have my vag muscles clench around it, while feeling properly filled. Another really good way of using it vaginally are in-and-outs. You can try slow and teasing movements, or thrust faster and faster. Because the silicone is more bendable, there’s no way to poke your partner or yourself badly.

In conclusion

FunkIt Toys Cashew Groove Butt Plug

The base of the product has FunkIt Toys engraved, which I think gives a really cool touch.

I really loved the idea of supporting an indie toy manufacturer, and having a unique toy, one that has a character to it and that I chose to match my taste and liking. At a starting price of $49 for the single-color ones, and $39 for their older model that doesn’t have the foldable base, it falls roughly in the middle of the price range of silicone butt plugs. Is it worth it? Hell yeah!

And in case you haven’t heard yet, it’s #AnalAugust, treat yourself to a nice butt toy. For the time being you can order your FunkIt Toys only from their website. Shipping to the US is included in the price.


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